Sunglasses at Night

I wear sunglasses. Most of the time. If you ask the people who know me, they will tell you that I wear them all of the time. This is simply not true. I don't sleep with them on, thus a good fourth of my time is spent without a pair of sunglasses on. People who don't know me very well are prone to inquiring as to the reasoning behind my choice to wear them. It seems illogical to them that I wear these things, especially at night when it's usually dark and they might impair my vision. Many times when I'm searching for a valid and/or smug response, I notice that they have rips in their jeans. I might ask them why they wear those jeans, especially during winter when the holes might make them colder than they otherwise might be. Unfortunately, the ripped jeans look is popular, and sunglasses at night aren't. Well, the song was, but whenever someone mocks my fashion decision with their imitation of the popular pop singer from the eighties, I just raise my voice and say, "Fuck Corey Hart. And your mother." That usually either shuts them up, alienates them, or both. I went off on a tangent right there, and I apologize. I guess this would be the point when I tell you why it is that i wear sunglasses at night. Well, fuck you, I'm not going to tell you. But if you read my blog, you might be able to figure it out.


Basically yours,

AM